Alex is the tingler of the group. Originally from Indonesia, he now lives on the outskirts of oblivion in a grass hut with his dog, Punch, and a mute butler named Tootles. With twelve fingers on his left hand, he is the Shoe Lace World Champion and is able to tie his shoe in -3 seconds flat. This, naturally, has aided his playing immensely. Critics have called him "malificent, egubrious and picant". They have also said he makes a "damn fine cup of coffee". It is a little known fact that his middle name is Voltex. Occasionally, Alex likes to run around the house wearing nothing but chicken feathers and a dark mask, but only every third Tuesday of the month and only if the moon is full. Musically, he is influences heavily by television commercials, modern accordian classics and 13th century chanting.

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